Fidget Spinner

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off

"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"

by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

by Imwy June 19, 2017

connie springer

bald

did you see connie springer today?? mann that man is bald af!!

by hisokakys April 10, 2021

Jess the Jambo singer

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.

"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "

by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019

spinervals

A gay sex act that involves at least three males in a bent over position in a circle (ass in) surronding a fourth male who proceeds to rapidly ass fuck each bent over male and switching partners periodically. This goes on until he comes and then positions are switched.

Justin was doing the spinervals so long last night he almost puked!

by ErrorF002 March 1, 2008

Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017

Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.

"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"

by beyondyourmemes July 28, 2017