splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014

Spiffy

Cool, neat, good, interesting, or fun.

"I think Fred is a spiffy friend."

"You have some spiffy shoes."

by Overstored Milk May 3, 2014

Spliff

Weed and tobacco rolled up like a cigarette

'Roll us a spliff mate?!'

by BudTerm April 15, 2016

spliff buffet

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.

Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.

by Rig James September 13, 2016

spiffmeister

A person who has Zac Efron textured High School Musical hair cut and wears vests.

Damn, Ryan is THE spiffmeister of this office.

by fsgfew May 11, 2016

Spiffo

1. Variant of spiffy; "well dressed", "excellent".

2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.

Paul Weller as the world's best dressed rockstar, for all of my money. The man's spiffo AF.

Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!

by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016

spliff lordz

YOU AINT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT

Spliff lordz bout to bang ya'll over the head.

by OG SPLIFF LORD August 22, 2016