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barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
by machonachtroll January 8, 2018
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The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020
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Zodiac Special

The act of a group of people (mainly the squad or the boys) whipping their arms around at a singular person to inflict massive amounts of damage, or even critical hits
"Hey Ethan, let's hit him with the Zodiac Special"
by Throw it back February 28, 2020
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Tallahassee Special

A delicious Christmas Drink of

1 1/2 part limeade
1 part eggnog or milk
If you haven't had a Tallahassee special, you ain't from Tallahassee.
by Caiaphas 2 Electric Boogaloo November 29, 2020
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Lockdown Special

“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.

A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”
by myrightnut May 22, 2020
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Nottingham Special

"The Nottingham Special" - is when you are engaged in fingering a woman with the same speed and dexterity as when you type maliciously on your keyboard, it is however not as effective as other techniques as "The Shocker" or "The Fingerblaster"

The origin to Nottingham is due to Robin Hood once having his fingers in the rich woman's pockets when stealing from the rich to the poor.
Luke: God I can't wait to give my bird the good ol Nottingham Special.
by ChrisRawks April 3, 2017
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sammy special

Its actually nothing because Sam can't get bitches
sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker
by chicksbeforedicks April 24, 2017
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