by JustAnotherContributor November 20, 2014
Hey man wanna go run?
Nahh man running's lame.
Not if we go for a "special" run!
What the hell is a special run?
It's when you go for a run stoned!
That's the worst idea i've ever heard...
Nahh man running's lame.
Not if we go for a "special" run!
What the hell is a special run?
It's when you go for a run stoned!
That's the worst idea i've ever heard...
by MiserylovesATL November 21, 2012
A word that is used by entitled private school kids in a desperate example to identify themselves with the struggles of actual minorities
by thotgoddess88 September 19, 2018
by Caiaphas 2 Electric Boogaloo November 30, 2020
The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
by Tillyyyy14 July 05, 2022
Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.
Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."
by yarnywordhead March 21, 2012
by glikber December 17, 2022