Barbie Searer 

The most absolutly perfect i have ever met. if only we were going to the same school next year, that would be awesome. She has the most beautiful eyes and the best body. i am going crazy about her. i want her to to like me too.

Yo, Barbie is probally the hottest looking around, and she does high jump.

Barbie Searer by some guy who likes a from U-ville May 10, 2005

shear 

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.

Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!

shear by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004

sears 

sears- a place where no upper managment gives a crap about there fellow assioates. Thay pass you over for promotion over and over agin even know you deserve it and that could care less this is bs. thay make stupid look smart.

im a more one sears

sears by anfiopndsivn June 23, 2010

separation anxiety 

When Chelsea and Tamika can not be a part from one another for any longer than 5 seconds. They feel uncomfortable when each other are not around. All they want to do is be around each other all the time.

This is also called being in love.

Tamika; I can't function when Chelsea is not here. I just want her here to cuddle her and hug her.

Chelsea; I miss Tamika so much, I have so much separation anxiety when she isn't around.

separation anxiety by Anobserver December 7, 2013

Still Searching 

A absolutely brilliant compliation of songs made by Senses Fail. It is an album which recites a story of a guy (possibly in highschool or college) who struggles in school and relationships and with an addiction to drugs. It is a very good CD and i recommend getting it. A+

Dude: Hey lets by a CD
Me: Still Searching by Senses Fail!!
Dude: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah, it tells the story like the old albums used to.
Dude: Oh ok so i should get it?
Me: Fucking duh?!??!?!!?!?
Dude: (Makes out with him)
Just kidding.. lololololol

Still Searching by Alec (The Cool Guy) May 1, 2008

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

spearmans wank correlation coefficient by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Clam Spearing 

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

Clam Spearing by Rodolphe May 18, 2005