Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.

That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

sonic Archie comics

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.

Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.

Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders

“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”

by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023

sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off

"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022

Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom

Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.

by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022

Sonic Adventure DX

The GameCube port of Sonic Adventure.

People have recently been shortening the game's title to "XD." This is objectively incorrect as there is a "DX" in the title instead of "XD."

If you currently refer to Sonic Adventure DX with "XD," you should stop before SEGA releases Sonic Adventure XD, causing my copy of DX to implode.

P1 <(DX IS SO DUMB I JUST CLIPPED THROUGH THE LOOP AGAIN!!!!!)

P2 <(XD)

P1 <(IT'S SONIC ADVENTURE DX!!!!!!!!!!) <Rages more>

by Do_mmar! April 21, 2022

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Derived from pussy cats and dick punches.

Is that a cat? I’m gonna sonic fist it if it tries to scratch me.

by Kreg the Reg September 26, 2022