Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020

shlongcrete

Combines shlong and concrete.

Hard penis.

S/he makes me shlongcrete.
I was walking around with shlongcrete in my pants.

by ffry444 March 21, 2020

Shlongk

When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.

Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”

by Oogabunga April 11, 2020

Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020