Soccer mom

A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".

Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*

by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017

Soccer

The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.

Aww bro he can't handle it he's a soccer player.

by Straight fax August 2, 2018

soccer ref

The idiot on the field with a yellow shirt only making calls for the other team. He also cards you for asking the time until the game ends.

Blessing: Soccer ref, what’s the time until end game?
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*

by ShawnMendes#74 September 16, 2018

soccer4444

a password that a fuck would use or something easy to spell

Thats a thot dank dobbie soccer4444 Da fuq?

by Jacky robinhood October 29, 2018

Soccer

Soccer-- The BEST sport in the world. Involves alot of kicking, running, shooting, and scoring. A game where you're on a team, which is playing against another team. You and your teammates have each a posistion to play, and the 3 in the front, on offence, try to get a goal. The oppisate teams defence, the teammates in the back, has to try to stop you from etting to the goal. The same thing happens with your defence and their offence.

Me: Wanna play soccer today?
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?

Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!

Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **

by Fun crazy cat April 9, 2019

Soccer

The American/British name for European football. (Disputed) It’s a complex sport favored by many in the world. But let’s just clear this up, DIFFERENT PEOPLE CAN ENJOY DIFFERENT SPORTS. Sthu about this “pussy sport” shit. Every sport has its difficulties; soccer players have to play a ninety minute game mostly using only their feet, requiring skill and talent(which many ignore) and when they get injured, it’s usually pretty bad, American football players have a variety of hardships such as ramming straight into other players using their bodies as a human wall getting pummeled and pummeling back, wide receivers sprint down the length of the field catching a one pound ball that flies toward you at sixty miles an hour facing a risk of breaking every bone in ur hand and wrist , baseball players hit balls flying toward them at circa 100 miles an hour facing down the risk of being hit, which can injure severely. So let’s just end this pussy shit. In fact, this was just a way of dissing upper middle class little caucasian kids running around while their moms pay thousands of dollars for club sports. This wasn’t even started for dissing the sport. I play football, baseball and soccer, and they’re each challenging in their own ways. Baseball requires coordination, football requires strength, and soccer requires agility. But do you know what they all need? Effort. So let’s settle this argument once and for all.

Soccer is not a pussy sport, nor is football or baseball, or any sport for that matter.

by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019

Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.

"I challenge you to soccer!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020