sockdologizing

1. the word used to describe turning an old man inside out or something
2. the word that was perfectly timed at the time of abraham lincolns death

I guess I know enough to turn you inside out old gal, you sockdologizing old man!

by bashner April 15, 2025

sockdet

A sockdet is that chaotic, borderline mystical moment when your last clean pair of socks disappears right before you need them, often during moments of peak stress, like running late for work, a date, or a surprise ninja interview. It refers not just to the missing socks, but the entire emotional and metaphysical event surrounding their absence—ranging from existential panic to irrational accusations against innocent household members (and occasionally pets).

Bro, I had a full set of socks yesterday and now I’m sockdet. I swear my washing machine is a portal to another realm.”

by smmejewdjbauyjeffagwVESYhnvsig April 21, 2025

Sockdologizing

The act of killing a man named Abraham Lincoln.

I hear Joe has been sockdologizing.

by Redman9910 April 22, 2025

Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

shocked potato granny

nigels dead mum finding his gay magazine porn stash

shocked potato granny cool

by mrs tosser November 17, 2025

socmed

noun - shortened form of "social media"

Any kind or form of social media (e.g., Facebook, Twitter or X, Instagram etc etc)

Give me your socmed. Any type, but Facebook is okay.

I'll be in myy socmed if you need anything.

I read on socmed that you are what you eat, therefore I lessen my time using Instagram.

by Maverick Elliot James February 18, 2026