Guy who likes to buy used white socks from males only and pays extra if they have holes in them and are dirty and also willing to trade alcohol to minors for their dirty socks. He doesn't like women or their socks and he only accepts white socks. He also likes Tim's feet a lot and wants him to stick his feet in his face and be agressive with him.
Man, I was so low on cash I sold all the socks I wore during baseball season to the sock guy for 500$. Then Tim went over and was agressive with him for beer.
by Zeus The Moose July 21, 2004
Get the Sock Guymug. by johnny_cumsocks August 6, 2011
Get the Cummy Socksmug. by Boxx Cutta October 17, 2008
Get the Boner Sockmug. rock in socks are breasts that have lost the ability to hold themselves up. these breasts give the appearance that they are nothing more than a rock placed inside a tube sock hanging from one's chest
by kristo January 27, 2004
Get the rock in sockmug. Poor Jenny is a real meatsock, and she thought this whole time we called her "MS" because it meant "magical stars" like in lucky charms. What a clueless, mindless beeotch she is.
by steve November 12, 2003
Get the meat sockmug. When someone has received too much ass sex or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the rectum, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an ass sock.
Marcus took it way too many times in the ass bro, he had an ass prolapse and now wears an ass sock to keep it warm from the pain.
by Spacewine September 26, 2010
Get the Ass sockmug. socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!
by tessasarah January 10, 2009
Get the tube socksmug.