Guy who likes to buy used white socks from males only and pays extra if they have holes in them and are dirty and also willing to trade alcohol to minors for their dirty socks. He doesn't like women or their socks and he only accepts white socks. He also likes Tim's feet a lot and wants him to stick his feet in his face and be agressive with him.
Man, I was so low on cash I sold all the socks I wore during baseball season to the sock guy for 500$. Then Tim went over and was agressive with him for beer.
by Zeus The Moose July 22, 2004
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They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
by Donutworry March 30, 2022
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Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.
Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire
by Meatythigh November 9, 2021
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