soccer

oranized running

who's ready for some organized running..?

by anon. May 10, 2003

soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.

The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.

by rlt June 17, 2006

those soccer boys

Those annoying dick 7th grade boys who play soccer, bully people, and talk about sex

Those soccer boys only ever talk about sex!!!

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

soccerection

Noun: a soccerection is when an American, who normally doesn't pay any attention to soccer, gets extremely excited over the World Cup.

When the United States won their World Cup game last night I had a raging soccerection.

by JoeStizzy June 17, 2014

Soccer Mom Whippits

Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty

I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.

by Klitorissa December 31, 2015

Soccer

No such thing... it's fucking football

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football

by Pezza December 8, 2016