smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

smoking dons

To shoot people with a gun

“I dont wanna hear waff or I’ll start smoking dons”

“I’ll rush his gaff and start smoking dons”

by Fannybandit Yeetmachine October 12, 2017

Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.

“Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”

by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017

smoking a dingle

Popping a home made bong, made out of a drinks bottle a length of hose and a small metal socket for a bowl.

How about going and smoking a dingle mate?

by MrTydings May 3, 2018

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018

smoking homer

smoking homer is smoking dope/weed.

DMV rapper Boss Luchie - "smoking homer" track.

homer is homer simpson from "the simpsons" animated series - who will say "dope" whenever he messed up or injured himself. that's the connection.

"got my weed, that's that dope. I'm mad high." - "smoking homer" track by boss luchie

by SNE88 February 13, 2018