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texas slapper

A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.
My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.

This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.
by Aelmeox August 15, 2006
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whipper snapper

Another version of a snapper

The act of a man "whipping" his genitals across the surface area, or plunging his manhood in and out of a females snapper in the attempt to release a loud snapping noise.
"Look out, he's going to pull a whipper snapper on you!"
by JoeyJoeJoeShavadoo September 18, 2008
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Snapper

Hey, did you take a big thunder out of my snapper?
by Shablaman54 April 30, 2009
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cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month
by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006
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whipper snapper

a small sized blunt, at most 3 and a half inches long. the blunt also has to be fairly skinny or else it would be referred to as a cannon
Tyler- "Check out this ill whipper snapper"
Adrien Brody- "That thing looks like gary colemans penis."
by T Blunt September 2, 2009
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snapper

When you put your thumb in the pussy, your middle finger in the ass hole and snap your fingers together.
Take of your pants so I can give you a snapper.
by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004
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Sapper

One who collects sap from trees in the Canadian forests.
Carla apparently does not have what it takes to become a sapper
by Sasquatch the sapper February 21, 2011
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