stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015

Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep

Olivias being a sleeping laurd

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

sleeping cold

To be dead

-What if Luke tells the cops about us?
-I wouldn't worry about that, I've made some arrangements, so he'll be sleeping cold tonight

by tropenatt January 18, 2017

stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.

He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .

by Theloverman January 15, 2018

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.

Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018