semper fit

What gay people in the Marine Corps do, instead of physical training.

Guy #1: Hey, thanks for last night Ken, your the bomb diggetty! Wanna fuck again after we PT?
Guy #2: Shut up Bitch!! I ain't running, I'm gonna do Semper Fit! Then I'll make love to you.

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Simp

Thought of as a male thot, a simp is a man who won't let go of feelings for women and their main goal in life is a girlfriend.

Jerry is a simp

by Ryhoth March 8, 2020

Simp Nation

A gang of simps. They will run your pockets and bless it off to the shordy's styll.

Simp: Mom can I have some yogurt?

Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.

Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!

Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

semper I

semper I A play on the Marine Corps Semper Fidelis. Noun
Semper I, used to indicate selfishness, self-centered tendencies, a selfish indivudual or group; Adjective semper I, used to describe a person's actions as rugged individualist who disregards other opinions, property and ideas

As a Noun:
Semper I is his name. He was the semper I who walked all over her in the office to get the job

As an Adjective:
His was a semper I position, and he could not prevail.
As a semper I he volunteered simply for the glory

by Lloyd Winburn March 10, 2007

Gay Simp

A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.

Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Once-ler Simp

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.

You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler

by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021

sime

Acronym for "soap in my eyes." …or director of operations for the legendary soapinmyeyes Unreal Tournament game server.

Sime ...now YOU have soap in your eyes!

by D.B. Smith January 17, 2008