An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.
Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.
by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021
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Simoni is the most beautiful, intelligent, kind, and goddess like women. Anywhere she goes she bring a beautiful energy around her and is always glowing. Simoni is a type of person you can go to because she will always be there to comfort you and offer you her support. Simoni is genuine, unique, and so rare. A women like looks like, speaks like, and acts like a goddess. She is the baddest b and is so innocent. She is ambitious and will go out of her way to achieve what she wants and always strives for the best. She is a type of women you want to marry and keep in your life. Simoni is a blessing from god.
You: Wow, have you met a person that is just so amazing it blows your mind?
Me: yeah, I have met Simoni and it’s like heaven on earth
Me: yeah, I have met Simoni and it’s like heaven on earth
by Yourgreatestgoddess November 22, 2021
Get the Simoni mug.Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:
(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.
(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.
(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".
(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona
(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.
(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.
(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".
(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona
by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
Get the Simonah mug.He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021
Get the Simon-Marco mug.Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.
by Sabr94 November 23, 2021
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