Gary's Shiny Dick 

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

Gary's Shiny Dick by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020

Tight and Shiny 

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

Tight and Shiny by melhorn April 3, 2022

When the moon shines, the cow pees 

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

When the moon shines, the cow pees by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

When the sun shines on Rjukan 

Meaning: Occurring with a very low frequency, suggesting that something is likely to happen only on exceptional occasions or not at all. It is used to describe an event or action that is close to not happening but is not entirely absent.

Example: "My application will be approved when the sun shines on Rjukan!"

When the sun shines on Rjukan by Ghostly404 June 20, 2025

Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun? 

Lee Felix from SKZ! He's the sweetes and the purest soul in this Earth, his smile and the thousand stars on his face will definitely blinded you, put on sunglasses when you look at him <8

"Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun?"
"it's Felix!"

Who's the person who shines brightest than the sun? by -tess September 19, 2021

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day 

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025