Schligger

The correct term for the popular musician "JSchlatt".

"Hey Schligger! Whens the next Christmas album coming out?"

by Schlagghead December 4, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 11, 2018

Nicholas Schlipstein

Hes the biggest peepee poopoo head out there, has a very tiny pp, and will never be loved by his parents

My friend Nicholas Schlipstein didnt see his first and last name as a definition on here so I made him one

by TacoLubricator May 6, 2019

Electric schlide

When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide

Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide

Friend 2: Yeaahhhh

by Long Leg Papa August 22, 2019

Pablo (schlime)

Pablo is an amazing person that makes your life complete he's there for you at your worst and your best and no matter what hes amazing and will always be there for you he completes you he makes you happy and your heart race yes you my SCHLIME your amazing you are the reason dont ever forget that shout out to goldie

PABLO (schlime)
Goldie: feed me
Pablo: *pulls out belt*

by MWUAHAHHA SCHLIME January 2, 2020