A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010
Get the doin the jamarcus russellmug. by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
Get the Russell's ballmug. Russel is just a LEGEND, a guy who is hot,sexy,and handsome af 'russel' with a single L is better than the double L's cause they don't take L's in life. Overall a good man ..
by Zxgj November 22, 2021
Get the Russelmug. The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
Get the Russel paradoxmug. Very informative. Always there to tell the right people when something is wrong or illegal. Very giving especially to strangers.
Shanna Russell made sure that those nasty drug dealers went away for good and tonight she said we can be safe in her home where we can all be unprotected and go all night without worry.
by thebeaskneez June 14, 2022
Get the Shanna Russellmug. A weird stoner kid who gets stoned 24/7 and gets his dick sucked in the bathroom by the same girl; kind of hot though not gonna lie
by xxxgetthefuckawayxxx February 15, 2019
Get the Tim Russellmug. When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
Get the Russell Brandedmug.