Ring Knocker

A derogatory term for a Black Freemason. A "Ring Knocker" wears their gaudy Freemason ring, which is akin to a High School football championship ring, wears a black suit, white shirt, and black tie, and in unison, they knock their rings on the table to come in agreement with their Freemason beliefs. They are entitled douchebags who are in a half-assed cult and/or society group. Black Freemasons are on the lower rung of factions in the trade unions and other workgroup factions.

Nick: Hey Bill, I saw a group of six black guys at an Irish pub. They were all wearing suits and ties and had big rings. I tried to converse with them, but they were very uppity and talked about how knowledge is key. They kept knocking their rings on the table.
Bill: Oh yeah, we always see those guys in the trades. They're called Ring Knockers. All they do is try to act smart. They're douches.

by Studs Lonigan III September 3, 2023

Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010

Ring Rong

What you say when your dad tries to teach you algebra when you are in second grade or when you are dumb and have nothing to say

Dad: You multiply the factor of pp by MC^2
Me: Ring Rong!!!
Dad: what the hell does that mean?
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sixnine MC January 25, 2021

Ring Burster

A Northern term for a homosexual.

Haway Gary man ya ring burster, hurry the fuck up.

by Flashback2006 February 2, 2023

rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

Ring-Headed

Just like the rings of Saturn, these people tend to think that everything revolves around them and always butts themselves into situations just for drama or for the fun of it.

Jake: Will, do you think she's cute?
Will: She's aight I guess.
Ashleigh: *enters the room* Are you guys talking about me?
Will: Ew no.
Jake: Stop being such a Ring-headed ass bitch.

by Illestbitchontheblock May 19, 2018

dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016