religion

the biggest load of bullshit EVER. something that stupid fuckers follow with NO LOGIC because they are scared of life and death and they like to be assholes to anyone who disagrees with them

Religious fag: hey wanna waste your life and lie to yourself?
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!

by Matt the metal head March 25, 2008

religion

The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.

example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.

"Religion is the problem, not the solution."

"Religion helped me discover myself."

by spoonie g June 30, 2004

religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....

..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

religion

Something made up a very long time ago to give the collective idiots of the world something to live for and believe in. Imagine believeing in something that never existed, a fictional "person" that secretly watched your every move and waited to judge you when you died!!! Whoever thought this up must have died of laughter!!!

christians, catholics, jews, buddhists, muslims..............

If "god" really were real, then which of them is right??? Why wouldnt a real god reveal the truth to the people he supposedly loved so much? How does he justify suffering and disease?

For that matter, satan and all its incarnations are tied directly to these sham institutions, and therefore void. Without supreme good, there is no supreme evil.

Its all a big lie, people. The Big Lie.

by Darrin March 1, 2004

Reign it in (row 5)

Said by a sub when a class is getting crazy with a pelvic thrusting kind of motion

Normally Ms. Sowens CL

Reign it in (row 5)!

by cayibo January 16, 2019

Multi-religional

a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.

'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"

by rhmane December 25, 2010