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Raymond

When you are drunk and put a spring roll into your jeans pocket.
*R wakes up hungover and looks into pocket and finds a spring roll*

R: "What's this? Why do I have a spring roll in my pocket?"

S: "You must've done a Raymond!"
by sonjit August 17, 2011
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San Ramon

A place in CA that you won't ever want to live. Too many wiggers and cops that have nothing to do. It is said to be one of the beautiful cities, don't get me wrong, it is but if you like stuck up people, middle school sluts, assholes that can't drive this is the perfect place for you. I have lived here for 3 years now and wanted to kill myself almost every single day. Only a certain amount assholes i can take and there's too many there.
Iron Horse Middle School, CA High, wiggers, cops, almost worse than San Francisco, San Ramon
by applebunnie August 21, 2010
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Ramona

A small town located in San Diego County, that is known for hicks and or rednecks and 4H. Most of the time associated with negative views for having nothing but farming and bro's.
I want to move out of Ramona because there is nothing to do here.

Ramona is a small town with a lot of farming, and it smells.
by Matroska September 26, 2009
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raymond

The perpetrator of this heinous act must prepare well in advance by freezing some doodie in his freezer (it is preferred that this doodie be in log form). During a sexual encounter the assailant must retreive said frozen log (the poopsicle) from the freezer and proceed to use the cold projectile as a dildo. This punishment can be served upon any orafice, but it generally always ends in the same way, a stinky molten mess of doodoo.
Lord Raymond has a freezer stocked with frozen logs. He would relish the oportunity to give you a Raymond. Once you feel the chill, you will never be the same again.
by Lord Raymond December 24, 2006
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Raymonizzle

1.The supaflyest dude with the coolest mohawk.
2.A Lepracon.
3.hot mofo
Don't touch me you might pass on the Raymonizzle!!!! ahhhhh!
by Cathinizzle September 29, 2003
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Ramoning

- to Ramone some one is to have sexual intercourse with them. Think- a ramone is a chimney sweep. I think you got the idea now.
Bobby was ramoning Becky last night!
by Johnsonchicklet1 August 12, 2008
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The Raymond

the action of freezing a shit in a condom and proceeding to use it as a dildo.
i hope that new chick in my class lets me giver her the raymond this weekend, she did give me her phone number.
by The Raymond King September 20, 2009
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