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The oft-used tool of the inexperienced comedian.
Person 1: RANDOM!!!
Person 2: What the smell?
Person 1: Sorry, I just like cheese pies.
by ASPOON April 15, 2007
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k, random girl?

1. a phrase used to tag unknown and superfluous people who don't belong in facebook pictures.
2. a term of massive disrespect to denigrate a person's status on facebook
Q: Who is that bitch in your facebook picture?

A: I don't know... K, random girl?
by cherylstanga April 30, 2009
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Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.
Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random
by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004
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random

used to assign distance to the subject - either to avoid going into detail, or to suggest a lack of knowledge of it. also can be used as a noun.
1. "there were about a dozen people at the party - Betty, Sue, Wilma, Christine, Peter and I, and about half a dozen random others."

2. "I didn't pull last night, but when I left, Stephen was getting off with some random guy."

3. "Nice party. Who are all these randoms?"
by Professor Heathen Stalking October 19, 2004
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Randolph-Macon Academy

A private, co-ed military boarding school in Front Royal, VA, for students in grades 6-12. R-MA is a college-prep school, and most students go on to college after graduation. A few go into the military.

The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.

The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.
Mom 1: You're sending him WHERE?
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!
by YellowJacketMom June 14, 2011
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Random

adj.
1. Having no specific purpose or objective.
2. Relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Unpredictable; weird.
"Paris Hilton has her own show."
"Paris Hilton has her own show."
"Paris Hilton has her own show."
by Lola L. December 2, 2004
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adj. no real reasoning, objective or pattern.

however, people are using this word randomly to convey alternative things e.g. weird. See example. Note how the answer was on topic.
An example of how random is typically incorrectly used:

Joe: What are you doing tomorrow?
Bob: I'm going to go for a leisurely stroll with my dog in the scenic public park.
Joe: How random.
by letsprocrastinate December 16, 2004
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