Dab of ranch

Means when someone cums in a blunt/bowl of weed and smokes it

Man u want to hit this Dab of ranch i just cummed in it

by Wolf423 February 17, 2018

jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

by Briahna October 19, 2005

Dab Of Ranch

A phrase that people named Ciz Travis saw on Urban Dictionary, not realizing you can just make up definitions out of thin air

Ciz Travis is a dab of ranch

by Mwatts03 November 16, 2017

ranch

"the ranch" or "the ranch dressing"
cum, semen, spooge

He ranched a load in her butthole

by Dirty Rancher May 4, 2004

rancher

a fat girl. the only acceptable way to fuck her is to cover her in ranch dressing.

Alex"dude that girl is a definite rancher."
Joel"good thing i brought a bottle of ranch so i can fuck the dog shit out of her."

by dson25 October 10, 2011

Ranchero

Little man. BIG dick.

I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean!

by sass a frass May 15, 2006

Ranchy

Something very gross, usually referring to an action someone has done. A close synonym to nasty and bad.

Girl: The guy in our history class wants to go out with me, help!

Friend: Ew, that's so ranchy!

by OXGGknowsALLXO November 21, 2014