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A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
by joshua lionel cowen October 13, 2025
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Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off
"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."
by aiden2000 October 15, 2025
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The Isabella Ranch Incident

The Isabella Ranch Incident is where people smashed ranch all in the school bathroom.
by mispolurband November 1, 2025
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Ranch Water

A sexual move where one person lays on their stomach with ranch dressing in their ass, the other partner slurps the ranch out.
Zack tried Ranch Water for the first time, after douching for three hours, the water still wasn't running clear.
by Ranchwatercutie November 21, 2025
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Cool Ranch

Cool Ranch is the smegma underneath a man’s foreskin of his penis.

A popular term in the southwestern part of PA
Rick: Dude, she licked the cool ranch off my dick!
Kyle: Bro.. that’s disgusting.
by Callumsbabymom22 December 5, 2025
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Buffalo Ranch Pussy

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.
YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!
by Mossy Stone March 22, 2025
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Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send
Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it
by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025
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