When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
by Expert bra fitter September 25, 2019
The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.
A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
by Burgerbude March 22, 2018
An Australian slang for red heads, where people assume their pubes are the colour of the Fanta drink, therefore- Fanta pubes
by BlueBird40 August 26, 2022
by 1dafyeo June 13, 2019
When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
by Mama lama December 30, 2016