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Pubes

Bro I have the biggest pubes.
by Dick liver February 26, 2021
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gorilla pubes

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022
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nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"
john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"
by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013
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pube (verb)

to pube someone is to rip their pubes out forcefully, whether for sexual or asexual purposes
puber: i am pubing you

pubed: oh no i am too aroused

puber: yes this is what happens when i pube (verb)
by themarshmallowkid September 5, 2023
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pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.
by anonymous August 1, 2023
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pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins
by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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