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Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.
Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes
by Maman René July 7, 2011
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National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.
“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”
by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021
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Sideburns-Pube

James: I shaved my pubes the other day
Jacob: Did you get you get your Sideburns-Pube
James: Yeah I it was the hardest place to get
by LOLER12 September 6, 2016
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Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.
When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.
by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017
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gorilla pubes

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022
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nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"
john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"
by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013
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pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.
by anonymous August 1, 2023
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