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monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason
Geez this nut has monkey pubes
by Tom April 1, 2004
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pube

An abbreviation for republican. Generally used spitefully or dismissively with an intent to insult.
The pubes are destroying the world.
Bill O'Reilly is such a pube.
by C.A.D.'79 March 23, 2007
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pube

1. n. A hair near the genitalia.
2. v. To insert something in said area.
1. "That guy was gay, so I put pubes into his sandwich."

2. "If I don't like a customer, then I pube their item."
by Saro August 13, 2004
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Pubechin

When someone grows a beard that looks like they have pubes on their face.
holy shit ali when did u get such a pubechin
by SoggyTits McCockdiddler November 30, 2009
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Pubeneck

unshaven neck area, also is worse than redneck
whats going on mate? you going all pubeneck on me ?
by iFLiNTZz December 22, 2008
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Pube Thrower

It's like a flamethrower for pubes.
by xxFlintxx January 3, 2010
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Pubertendencia

A medical condition in which an adult male or female, over the age of 21, continues to suffer from puberty like symptoms.
When Mike began having random erections at the bar with his buddies, or while walking around the mall with his girlfriend, he sought the advice of his doctor. The diagnosis was pubertendencia.

I would have made that sale if my voice hadn't kept cracking in the middle of my presentation like a 15 year olds. Damn pubertendencia.

Yo, did you see Julie's mom's acne? Classic pubertendencia bro.
by Juz4workn January 28, 2010
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