coffee puck

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

by roadkill August 26, 2005

Chicken Plucker method

when an individual is typing at a really slow speed or pace from a result of using only 1 finger, because they are either unfamiliar with a 'qwerty' keyboard or unable to use both hands because one hand may be otherwise occupied.

"sorry i cant type any quicker. i'm using the Chicken Plucker method!"

by LOZ2302 October 21, 2008

Fudge-Puckery

To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.

" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."

by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009

Hockey puck

A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."

"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head

by MarsroverII April 6, 2017

Selfie Pucker

A Puckering of the lips and sucking in the cheeks in a fish like fashion before taking a selfie

My girlfriend always has a selfie pucker in every picture she texts me

by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 2, 2021

What The Puck!

Brilliant hockey YouTube Channel.
Look up "What The Puck!" on youtube. Has the best creator with the best videos.

Damn What The Puck! 's videos are simply awesome.

by wtp22 February 24, 2021

phucktard

A person online who uses gay words like such as: skewl, kewl, bcuz, b/c, u, wot, wot wot?, wut, wazzzzzz^?, nm, np, d00d, no(instead of know), teh, usez a z instead of an s at end of wordz, rocks/rox/rox0rs muh/mah socks/sox/sox0rs, bout, dis, dat, tat, foo, f00, fo' shizzle/nizzle/hizzle, 0v3r u535 1337 w0rd5, how now brown cow, cow, moose, toast, buttered toast, homeskillet, O_o,(o(o_) or they think they are so smart but really they're just a complete asshole because they're fat and lazy.

Matt:d00d \/477 pwns j00z
Zach:you phucktard
Matt:wut dis shit bout homieskillet??//?
Zach:ya you heard me dumbass...

by Benignvirus September 5, 2004