Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009

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Porcelain Cruise

When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.

Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!

Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.

by Alex CK September 24, 2008

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porcelain artist

Some who takes pride in the aftermath of extreme and explosive diarrhea.

Bob: God damn Tom! You splatter blasted the hell out of the toliet. It's a real disaster zone!

Tom: I know I'm a porcelain artist! I'll be posting that on ratemypoo.com.

by Bob Buckland February 4, 2009

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Half-Price-Books-It

The act of searching one or several Half Prices Books for a book, movie, or CD you want but do not feel the need to pay full price for. Often times one has previously owned this item but has lost it.

Can also be used as the verb "Half-Price-Booking-It".

Nati: Aw man, I lost my copy of Garden State. I guess I'll just Half-Price-Books-It.

by NatiBee May 18, 2010

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