The Problem

what you say to freak your best friends bf out....if you are extremely jealous.

I'm sooooo jealous your dating Lisa, but you do know she's got the problem...

by LM!!! September 18, 2011

Looking Problem

Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.

"Becca has a serious looking problem"
"I know, but it's not like she is a lesbian."

by badassgirl February 20, 2011

google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.

If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.

by vladdycat June 7, 2011

google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014

Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem

Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."

by Justadreamr July 29, 2015