poop film

the microscopic layer of feces left around the ring of the anus after wiping any size shape or consistency of turd.

I don't want you to lick my pussy b/c I just took a shit and Im afraid you'll get a dose of poop film, I wipe north to south.

by SwampoO April 11, 2009

poop in a bin

a phrase meaning "that sucks"

also can be used to describe people: "poop her/him" in a bin"
also can be used to describe things/events: "poop that in a bin"

Krishna: "It's cold"
Nidhi: "Poop in a bin"

Krishna: "I'm too sleepy to come over"
Nidhi: "Poop you in a bin"

by Poopinabin January 17, 2012

poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

Poop a Loop

When your poop is so long that it loops around the entire toilet bowl creating a full loop.

When I pooped this morning,I stood up a bit and moved my hips in a circle. This action created a Poop a Loop.

by Jason 93 May 15, 2008

poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

hot poops

n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.

Watch out! They got that water down in Mexico that'll give you the hot poops if you drink it.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

Opera Poop

a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play.

early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.

by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017