Piss Water 

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

Piss Water by The_Buddy December 31, 2009

piss thin 

1. rank, horrible, weak

2. insubstantial, lacking, weak

3. uncool, dry, weak

that shirt is piss thin

that coke was piss thin

this party is piss thin

piss thin by Ralph Steamer August 16, 2005

Piss High 

pronounced pis hahy. It is often said with the two words slurred as one.

Piss High is used when an individual is high out of their fucking mind. Their motor skills are delayed and they bug about absolutely nothing or simply sit on the couch with a severe case of the munches. Essentially, it has the same meaning as "piss drunk" without the throwing up and the nonsense of alcohol.

Girl #1 "Is he driving?!"
Girl #2 "He should not be driving! He is piss high!"

Piss High by Jelby Sherlman January 13, 2010

Piss Listening 

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

Piss Listening by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010

Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

Piss Knuckle by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Piss Paws 

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.

Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!

Piss Paws by cheesepleese January 2, 2012

Piss-elated 

The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.

After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!

Piss-elated by mermaid_face May 28, 2013