Piss-arc

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison

Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!

by Cant be traced June 21, 2019

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

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by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010

piss factor

The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.

Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".

by xLonnie December 11, 2016

pissed offedness

The state of being pissed off.

Sorry bro, I didnt mean to interrupt your pissed offedness.

by achaeon May 30, 2010