Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

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Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses

Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 28, 2017

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Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 24, 2016

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Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!

Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!

by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022

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