Pilessness

A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.

Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.

by Fasters November 16, 2022

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing

Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?

by puma1294 June 1, 2010

Kill Pill

a kill pill is another term for a bullet.

yo, calm down before i put this kill pill through your head!

by electricn00b October 15, 2010

Poop pillar

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.

I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

courage pill

An imaginary pill you can take before doing something ballsy or courageous
Mentioned once in bear grylls
But if your friend it being a pussy tell em to man up and take a courage pill.

Bear grylls - (before jumping off cliff into Unknown depth water) "it's time I think to take a courage pill"

by Captain slack July 23, 2016

portland pillbox

its when you boof (shove up your butthole) alot of medication in a row. like you trying to trip balls but you also want your birth control to hit u real hard.

yeah i had to take 5 pills this morning but since i was already boofing X figured i'd just portland pillbox 'em all.

by cheesy mctattertits May 2, 2018

Penis pill

A pill to harden or strengthen your meat stick. Can be seen at convenience stores or as an add on porn sites.

Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack

Devil: yeah bud I’m aware. That’s why you’re here. We should have a talk.... you’re gonna be here for a while.

by Penis pill June 17, 2019