Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

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Eat your pie

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

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shut yer fuckin' pie hole

What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.

Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...

How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!

by YAWA October 20, 2020

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UPS cream pie

When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.

Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!

by The package handlers December 15, 2020

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Filbo Fiddle Pie

He's a terrible mayor but he's pretty cool.

Beffica: Filbo Fiddle Pie is a terrible mayor.
Wambus: Yeah.

by Virtual Fella April 25, 2021

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Hawaiian Cream pie

Hawaiian Cream Pie

was fucking this young native Hawaiian Girl bareback and shot my hot cum into her tight young pussy as I pulled out I saw my hot cum dripping from her pussy making a Hawaiian Cream pie.

by Asianpoker January 26, 2022

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