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Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020
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parenemies

Untrustworthy people who would normally be avoided because they have cast more shade than the Amazon rain forest. But because your children are dating avoidance isn't an option.
The kid's want us to meet them and the parenemies for dinner.
by Lady Logic October 18, 2020
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ParentialConfusion

When Parents wanna FUCK kids so bad they don't want you to think of em'
Obviously ParentialConfusion!
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Parent

Someone that has been considered a slave for years and is trapped by doing everything for their children
I am a parent but it feels like I have been a slave for years
by gek002 November 6, 2020
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Parent

Not Ryan
Ryan is not a parent
by Bfuckery December 8, 2020
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Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.
by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020
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Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .
Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.
by Roccolocious December 27, 2020
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