shakin paper

To not understand instructions and to continue to try and sift through the paper work, and come up with the same result over and over and over and over again. Then step away and try again.

My fucking crack head boss keeps making me sit there and start shakin paper with him. That shit don't work!

by Jeremiah Smith January 4, 2008

Paper Timbits

The little white circles that come out of the holepuncher when you punch holes in your paper

My holepunch is full of paper timbits!

by alannaglenn October 28, 2009

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

Paper Culture

Modern stationery company featuring baby announcements, baby shower invitations, birthday party invitations, holiday cards, photo cards, thank you cards, note cards, moving announcements & other custom stationery. All cards printed on 100% post consumer recycled paper.

Paper Culture is known for eco friendly modern stationery.

by zyzz February 2, 2010

Paper Terrorism

Some bullsh*t sounding charge that the FBI made up to arrest some members of an anti-government movement.

Prosecutors say the men are all associated with the sovereign movement, which aims to overthrow the government through "paper terrorism" and violence.

by NotFukinYou March 7, 2009

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020