palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

Rosie Palm and Her Five Fingers

It's another funny saying that means to 'jack off', in other words.. masturbate.

rosie palm- the palm of your hand
5 fingers.. yea u already know

rosie palm and her five fingers are having fun in my brothers room.

by redneckdefintions April 25, 2020

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022

Palm pile

Pooping in your own palm then smacking someone with it

I'm gonna hit Cheryl with a palm pile

by Itzuhcarrot l October 12, 2022

Rosey Palms

Palms That are Red. From Applause at the End of the Show.

Deadpool the Movie was So awesome We all just had Rosey Palms even after the Easter Egg.

by SetiJoJo May 6, 2022

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020