Tits so glorious they cast a magic spell on you. The only way to break the spell is to bang the beholder of said Wizard tits, or else they will haunt you while you fap for the rest of your days
Alecia's wizard tits would haunt a lesser mans dreams, but they were no match for a poon slayer like Mike D.
by NinjaMikeD March 22, 2014
by Kylie Hope May 23, 2006
A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.
by CaptainJonus April 27, 2006
1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.
2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.
Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006
1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.
2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.
2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.
by thebreastexaminer April 11, 2010
When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.
Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
by Nicnoc June 18, 2011
To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.
by biffboy April 09, 2009