7-days

7-days is a period of debauchery launched when a friend who hasn't been laid in over a year finally achieves the ultimate goal. It involves taking the act of sinning to a whole new level. Alcohol, drugs, escorts, gambling, and midgets are just a few of the components that lead to a legendary 7 days.

Dude! Enron finally got laid after a year drought! It's time for the 7-days.

by wallhawk September 22, 2010

7:35

The universal cigarette smoking time, a la 4:20. I know, I know, how ridiculous to have an appointed time for lighting up nothing other than a Camel. But it's out there. Much like 4:20, the hands of the clock are lined up at 7:35 as well.

Babies, it's 7:35. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

by J. Everett R. May 5, 2005

7-11

slang for the convenience store 7-Eleven

I ain't going to 7-11 just to get lunch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2008

12/7

A day that will live in infamy forever. A day where a devastating act took place that left us all breathless. The Big E has scarred our friend for life. The events that took place that sepulchral December morning will never be forgotten.

Andrew was in his green jetta when 12/7 happened. That car will never be the same.

by Mr Coords January 2, 2008

Number 7

When you are violently ill and uncontrollably vomit and have explosive diarrhea simultaneously. The victim is usually unprepared and in midstride for the bathroom when it occurs. Also known as burning the candle at both ends.

"Dude, I just caught my mom and dad going at it in the car! I almost number 7'ed right there!"

"Man, I was so sick, I took a number 7 and there wasn't any warning!"
"Dude, you don't choose when to number 7, number 7 chooses you."

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

by Tbonesteak4dinner August 19, 2011

7/0

When an attempt is made to divide seven by zero, the world will end. :(

-Bobby: Hey, I just figured out the answer to 7/0!

-Steve: NO, YOU FOOL! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

-Bobby: Seven divided by zero equals...

-Steve: O SHI-

(World ends)

by Sea_Cow October 29, 2008

November 7

National boys have to sit by girls day!

My friend:hey Camille guess what national day it is?
Camille: what?
My friend: November 7th!

by Lol[ms.yeeter] November 6, 2019