obstress

the feeling one gets when they are so obsessed on a person / action / situation that it begins to actively stress them out to the point of headaches or nausea

After Ernie sent a text to Maria telling her how great of a time they had on their date that night, he began to obstress when his text wasn't returned within a few minutes, checking his phone every 10 seconds to make sure he didn't "miss it."

by bjciii May 20, 2014

obsext

Obsessed with sex

Oh yeah, Laqueefa is coming over and she is super obsext

by tatertotmaster May 17, 2014

Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.

"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"

by bro fist August 3, 2015

observatize

the initiating act of observing

First thing I have to do is observatize the situation.

by Kimmi K & Annalee September 26, 2015

obsexing

The act of having subconscious sex with someone you obsess over.
Dreams of a sexual nature concerning one you obsess over.

Katherina: "I was obsexing over Grayson Dolan last night."
Josey: "So weird, I was obsexing over Louis Tomlinson the other night."

Katherina: "We need to stop obsexing."

by Bandsrulemylife November 17, 2016

Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...

Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....

by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017

Obsession Vampire

Obsession Vampire is a human being feeding on human obsession. This entity is highly intelligent with exceptional psychological skills, strong presence and dark mysterious, dangerous and seductive aura. It loves various drugs and it has discovered the most precious one. There are not many of such beings in the world. In order to feed, obsession vampire evokes a significant obsession with its personality in the victim's mind and channels the soul of the victim often engaging in sexual activities with the subject as well. The victim is often an introvert with strong internal conflict and anger who lacks the ability to overcome the ego due to lower-common psychological intelligence.

Remember Jim Morrison, he was an exceptional obsession vampire. The only thing that stopped him from the eternal trip of ecstasy was his vulnerable physical shell.

by Drekavac December 8, 2017