Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com

Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"

by FaultyShot December 8, 2023

/safe

a tone indicator indicating that the thread, link, post, or profile is safe to view without the risk of unwanted imagery

Open this! /safe

by slweeb April 17, 2021

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

《¤》Safe《¤》usa《¤》Safe《¤》Usa《¤》safe《¤》

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😱:《¤》Safe《¤》usa《¤》Safe《¤》Usa《¤》safe《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Safe

That thing you do when you want to stay alive for tomorrow's rave.

Hey Scott be safe in the city tonight! Super City 50 - Urban EDM is tomorrow.

by xbeatxassasinx September 24, 2016