A super gay homo potato if you managed to ever see this gay potato stay away the gay potato is vary dangerous
by King of yeet a September 17, 2018
by superyellow September 07, 2006
Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006
Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.
You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:
You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:
"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"
by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013
Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.
by Mr_BBC June 02, 2014
When you take a potato and peel it into a phallus. The potato can then be used as a sex toy. Different variations include a horse-shoe shape that can be used for double penetration. After use the potato can boiled and eaten.
Person 1: I heard that ranga plays with his food if you know what I mean...
Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.
Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.
by Mr . Angry June 07, 2009