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string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
mugGet the string cheese abusemug.

bomb string

The name you give to a "fuse" when you panic and embarrass yourself to the group
James: Quick, quick!! Light it!

Ly: QUCIKLY!!! LIGHT THE BOMB STRING!
by BossJim September 15, 2017
mugGet the bomb stringmug.

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”
by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024
mugGet the Norwegian Guitar Stringmug.

String bean

A person who looks tall and thin
"Man that guy is such a string bean looking motherfucker"
by Hannah10xo October 25, 2022
mugGet the String beanmug.

String-tit

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)
by Arielpanda June 28, 2018
mugGet the String-titmug.

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
mugGet the String my guitarmug.

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?
Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.
by flowerpipe July 16, 2019
mugGet the String cheesemug.

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