Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.
by Markanie April 14, 2023

by anonymous February 10, 2024

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
by cracker February 22, 2023

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.
“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”
by nassenma August 7, 2022

by Glazed boy December 27, 2023

When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025

Person 1: Cristiano Ronaldo is so good i love him so much
Person 2: Your glazing
Person 1: But its deserved glazing
Person 2: Your glazing
Person 1: But its deserved glazing
by UMadUBad69 January 20, 2024
