mongo

A handicapped or mentally retarded person.

"Leave Timmy alone, he's not a mongo he's special!"

by Phallic Slime August 23, 2009

Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.

Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!

by s0m3wh1t36uy June 21, 2011

Mongo

A player of Pokémon Go

I had to jump out of the way of a mongo this morning. I think he was chasing an Aerodactyl"

by Laserkinskiddo August 22, 2016

wash the mongoose

male masturbation

When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008

mongoose

A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).

Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"

Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"

by Rainyadair November 27, 2007

Mongolia

If information I have found is right, 95 percent of Mongolians are alcoholics.

Mongolian : Lets Drink
Mongolian 2 : BEST IDEA EVER!

by Allaouise June 2, 2007

Mongoloid

Mongoloid

(Mon-GA-Lloyd)

- Loid

(Lloyd)

A Mongoloid is often described as a physically deformed person, preferably with a lower then usual mental capacity. Facial scars, visible tumors, missing limbs, over bites along with wardrobe are usually bonuses or signs that the person in question is, indeed, a Mongoloid. Mongoloid's abbreviated forms are usually more derogatory then the full word. "Loid" is an example.

Mongoloid -

"Wow, that dude sure is a mongoloid."

Loid (abbreviated) -
"CHRIST, LOOK AT THAT LOID OVER THERE!"

by Amber MacKenzie June 26, 2008