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good morning

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A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
by brendan July 1, 2004
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an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.
by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004
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When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.

For men, it's called "Morning Wood."

It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.
Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!
by Dinosawruhoh May 18, 2010
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morning dew

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when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean

similar to morning wood
Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Early morning tea

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The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.
Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?
by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004
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Morning Wood Elf

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1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning
that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.
by Dorian Whisp April 21, 2009
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