Moose

A large horn, normally referring to a man's penis.

Dude, that's the biggest moose I've ever seen.

by Crystal Hikozu August 5, 2007

moose

1. large woodland creature
2. random exclamation of surprise/frustration/ect.

1. I saw a moose in the forest.
2. Holy moose! I forgot my keys!

by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003

Moose

word used to describe something cool or awesome...etc...

'that is soo moose!'

by jenna rae June 16, 2005

Moose

Jesus riding a T-rex on fire with chocolate sex.

Dude, that was so sick!

I know! That guys such a moose!

Wtf are you talking about?

Look it up, its on urban dictionary now!

by Avigantimos January 1, 2012

Moose

An immortal species spawned by Canada, they were not formed with evolution, they were formed with steroid infused maple syrup, and they want nothing but destruction for all life on earth, god help us all

Jeff: I was attacked by a moose, I had to get about four ribs removed.

Carl: how are you alive

by Doctor Sobek October 10, 2020

moose

hugely equipped

The guy's hung like a moose.

by krimsenkat12 August 23, 2003

moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.

I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?

by Googles January 7, 2005